Support Cannibalism

Quick Update

admin — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 16:38:25 +0000

If you haven’t been to our site recently, you’ll notice the new addition of bite marks to our home page buttons and the addition of the ribbon to our logo. We felt the site was missing a little something…or that it needed to be missing a bite here and there. Get it?

Anyhow, we’d like to thank Kristi of KP Creative for her addition of bite marks to our buttons. (She’s in the middle of updating her site, so if it’s not completely up when you take a peek, make sure to check back.) Thanks Kristi!

Census 2010

Founder_President — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:22:28 +0000

Fill it out and send it back. We won’t know how many people to cook until we know how many people there are! (It would be a shame to have leftovers)

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DISCLAIMER: We are not actually affiliated with the census in anyway so you can send your’s in without worrying about anyone being eaten. It is true that the census is important and it’s also true that if you are eating people (out of necessity) having leftovers would be a great shame.

Facebook

Founder_President — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:38:41 +0000

We now have a page on Facebook! Search for ‘supportcannibalism.org’ or just ‘Support Cannibalism’ and become a fan.

Buy a T-Shirt.

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No disclaimer for this one but if you know how to link directly to a Facebook page I’d like to know.

Buy a T-Shirt.

Press & Interviews

Founder_President — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 20:04:43 +0000

Representatives are available for interviews. Our President and founder is willing to do personal interviews, talk-shows, phone interviews, etc. We are willing to participate in debates and can provided press releases and other material discussing the goals and benefits of the Support Cannibalism organization.

Buy a T-Shirt.

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I am will to do all of the above. I can do an honest interview about my shirts and how the idea developed or I’m happy to play the role of Support Cannibalism Founder & President and argue in favor of eating people as if we were a real organization. I think it would be fun!

Shirts for sale!

Founder_President — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:19:18 +0000

Our T-Shirts are now available on ebay!

Ebay auctions!

Our “Eat Me” t-shirts are printed by Brunetto T-shirts on Gildan – Adult Ultra Cotton T-Shirt

Featuring:

Preshrunk 100% cotton jersey (cotton/poly blend in certain colors)
6.1-oz.
Taped neck and shoulders
Double-needle sleeves and hems
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
Seamless collar

Format

Founder_President — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 12:43:03 +0000

Behind the scenes there are many many moving parts that make Support Cannibalism possible and there are dozens of people around the world making it all happen. To keep everything running smoothly we occasionally need to add “administrative” data to our web posts. This is the stuff you see below the “****”, IGNORE THIS TEXT! It’s not anything for you to worry about and is not relevant to our cause. Just forget it, in fact when you get to the “***’s” just stop reading.

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OK so because this is not a real charity and just a thinly veiled attempt to sell shirts I will “clarify” each post with disclaimer text like you are reading now. The text above the “****” is the hype/fake info to make Support Cannibalism seem real and the text below the “****” is the disclaimer or “real” post so you remember this is a joke and we are not really going to eat anybody.

Welcome!

admin — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 18:37:10 +0000

Hello and welcome to our site! Thank you for taking the first step toward a better world. Take a moment and buy a T-Shirt.

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Hiya Most pages are laid out in this format.