About Us

A worldwide organization dedicated to feeding hungry people, to other hunger people. It is our belief that if every hungry person in the world would kill and eat another hungry person we could eliminate starvation overnight. As a society we have overcome many small-minded ideas. Ideas like the Earth is flat, segregation, and disco to name a few. Now it is time to overcome the idea that we are too good to eat our fellow man. We are not advocates of violence and would hope that many of the worlds hungry would volunteer for this program. If not, striking the “uncooperative” repeatedly with a blunt object will not only eliminate their objections it will also tenderize the meat nicely. In the very near future we believe we can simultaneously eliminate hunger and over population with the support of people like you and a supply BBQ sauce.

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To be clear this is not a real charity!  This is an attempt to sell t-shirts!  Every dollar is going in my pocket, the only hungry person Support Cannibalism will ever help is me!  The information here is purely meant for entertainment purposes.  I hope you have you have a sense of humor and can appreciate the work that has gone into the joke.  If you don’t think this is funny I welcome your scorn, in fact I challenge you to stop me, you “people hugging pansy!”

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